“More brides-to-be are stripping for the camera as a pre-wedding gift for their grooms” theweek.com reports. “Is this just a regrettable fad or an empowering form of body art?” Before I even read the rest of this story I knew my opinion. Empowering, and also just a FANTASTIC IDEA. I can’t think of a better way to calm a grooms nerves about locking himself down for the rest of his life with one woman, than to surprise him with some amazing shots that makes him think he won’t be getting bored anytime soon. ATTENTION MY FUTURE WIFE: PLEASE DO THIS.
More from the article, “Brides-to-be are stripping down either partially or completely and paying to have soft-porn photos taken of themselves as a gift for their grooms. Some critics cringe at the prospect of future generations looking back at these supposedly treasured photos of their parents.” Just hide them. You can’t live your life afraid of what your grandkids will maybe see one day. And even if we did, by then people will be so crazy and unfettered that I bet the pictures would look very tame. So again, to repeat, whenever I get married one day DEAR FUTURE WIFE: PLEASE DO THIS. Thank you in advance.
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